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holy cow!!! did someone actually stick you in their frames!!!?? well, just say no! click here to get out now!

Well now... What do you know... it's

mikey{:-)'s senseless web page

okok, sorry, that was silly. okok, my fault. okok, perhaps slow-witted, clumsy, ungainly. 
HEY, i don't hear any bright ideas from you, brainiac! anyway, since you have read this far.
 
i don't know if congratulations are in order, so while you are here. 
click away to your hearts content (or discontent as the case maybe). 
hopefully you will find amazing things here that can be found no where else. 
[and this is where you say: yeah, right, i don't think so...] 
 



|| an abusive example of the horizontal bar ||



hmmm...what are you looking at?? are you looking at me?? are..you..looking..at..me?? 
good!! you've got yourself a browser. 
did you know that these pages can be viewed with any ol' browser? 
yesirree!! i'm so proud!! 
i tested and tested and tested. 
did i tell you i tested these pages with numerous browsers? 
well, i did! that's right! 
i tested these pages until my fingers gnarled up and my eyes dried out! 
netscape, opera, mosaic, hotjava, webprowler, ariadna, internet explorer. 
read my lips...ANY BROWSER!!! USE ANY BROWSER at all!!! (okokok, in theory anyway) 
my pages of evil will be the only exception. WHY??? because they're evil! that's why!  
pure evil, you know, spawn of satan, the product of an unholy union, etc. etc. 
you know The Tick, he would be hopping mad about these pages. that's how evil! 
so don't go there. the pages are possessed and i have no control over them. 
did i tell you i tested and tested my pages with different browsers? 
well, i did! so there!
 
any browser gif: 
this site is.. lynx2 gif: lynx gif: lynx1 gif: ..lynx friendly!

  java guy and since we are talking about incompatible browser problems...let's play some java games!!! java cup  
   my page of evil 2 has a complete list of all java games on my site! both java applets and java scripts [yeah!]
censored gif: 
support free speech!! we need more senseless web pages!! i want to keep my site on the web for all to see!!

 
a few words about the awards i have been given...and their presenters.  
 
first of all, i want to say THANK YOU! one and all!! 
for some reason, i thought that it was in my best interest to learn HTML. 
i like to think it was just a lack of oxygen in my brain; maybe it was peer pressure. 
but since i'm a middle-age wanna-be computer hermit that spends his free time in front of a computer, 
i'll just have to blame my imaginary friends and those voices i keep hearing in my head.  
JUST FOOLIN' YA! REALLY! HONEST! WHAT? HUH? OH YEAH. NEVERMIND. 
anyway, from what surfing i have done, i get the impression that some people feel awards are  
cheap and easy to come by. heck if i know... 
WHAT I DO KNOW is that someone took the time from their busy day to come and check out my site.  
that someone also felt that my site had some value to it that warranted recognition by them.  
NOW IS THAT COOL OR WHAT!?!?  
a few notes...  
for some dumb reason, i have a need to present the awards differently from what i've seen.  
so...THE FULL SIZE AWARD IS ON A SEPARATE PAGE BY ITSELF. 
also, a company mission statement is included, or "musings" from the individual 
that gave me the award. this is my way of saying thank you to them, especially the tireless  
efforts of the individual person who took on the thankless job of reviewing personal home  
pages for awards. this is their page for their "musings" as to "why they do what they do".  
I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THEY FIND THE TIME! 
anyway... you will find links to these award pages sprinkled throughout my site. 
also, some people haven't responded yet to my request for their "musings". 
that's ok though, they're probably busy reviewing home page submissions for their awards  
(which can literally number hundreds each week!!!!) 
YIKES!!! GO AHEAD, ASK ME IF I AM JEALOUS. 
OKOK, enough said! you're bored and i'm tired; and why is there so much reading involved?!?!?  
 
so...without further ado...some of my 30 awards: 
 
 
award page link Design World Design World Internet Services, hey! they're from Scotland!!  
 
 
award page link PersConn small Personal Connections, based in London, England. god bless the Queen!  
 
 
 
i would like to thank all of the little people who have made this moment possible! and i would like to thank all of the generous people, who had THE FORESIGHT, THE COURAGE, and THE WISDOM, to bestow my senselessness with their award! oh yes, and i would like to thank my mom and my dad, friends (real and imaginary), neighbors, relatives, pets, my brothers and sisters, and all of my past and current acquaintances (once again, both real and imaginary)! i couldn't have done it without you!!  
 


 
or...go to my LIGHTNING FAST, SUPER-DUPER QUICK, SPEEDY LOADING page SHOWING all awards!! 
THAT'S RIGHT! YOU HEARD ME, DON'T DELAY NOW: MY AWARDS PREVIEW PAGE
 


lookie here: the GLOGB.  huh??? you know, mikey's geographic location only guestbook! huh? what??? ok, i see, but i still don't get it.

HEY!! 
do you want to get a hold of me? 
do you want to congratulate me? 
do you want to flame me? 
do you want to thank me for another senseless web page? 
do you want that warm, fuzzy feeling of impersonal electronic contact? 
but even more important....did you find something here that belongs to you? 
hey! let me know! if you are the author or originator of anything here, get 
the credit that you deserve! i'll make good! i will i will i will i will!! 
on more mundane matters...did you find any really really bad spelling errors? 
hey! let me know! there is nothing more embarrassing than oddly spelled words! 
NOW pay attention, because through the magic of the internet, 
through that eighth wonder of the world that we affectionately call 
the world wide web...YES, you too can send me an email message! 


LOOK! IMPRESSIVE TECHNOLOGY AT WORK BY COMMUNICATION THROUGH ELECTRONIC MAIL OR... AS IF!!! OK, EMAIL: mikey{:-)

oh look!! it's a page date!! ** Tuesday, March 21, 2006 ** it must have been the last time mikey updated this page.

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